Taylor<3sRin or Taylor was introduced to the site by her former girlfriend, and has since wasted away the prime years of her life chatting to children and helping kids cheat on their homework. You should all strive to be like Taylor. If you want to find Taylor, you should just wait about an hour, if she isn't online by then, she's dead.
"You are a highly intelligent person, who lacks all forms of common sense." -Taylor when speaking to Bloop for one of the first times.
"I am attracted to women, and Bah, always Bah." -Taylor when asked about her sexuality